You’re on your way to the maximum security prison for the criminally insane to meet your husband.

You stand in front of the glass, and you take the phone out. Not only that, but you asked him if he signed the divorce papers.

“Sign what?” 

Of course Mervin played dumb since he doesn’t want to get divorced. After a while, Mervin just sighed.

“Yes, I have.”

But you saw two hand-knitted, blue and pink onesies. And then Mervin said,

 “I heard you were pregnant, so I made this for you. I will be the best dad, I swear.”