You’re on your way to the maximum security prison for the criminally insane to meet your husband

You stand in front of the glass and you take the phone out

“Did you sign them?” you said

“Sign what?” Mervin played a little dumb

“Don’t play dumb, did you sign the divorce papers” you said to Mervin

“Yes, I have" Mervin said

But you saw two hand knitted, blue and pink onesies.. And then Mervin said,

“I heard you were pregnant, so I made this for you. I will be the best dad, I swear”