Hi there. I’m Twilight Sparkle, the human counterpart of princess twilight. Does anybody want to be my new boyfriend, and give my bun hairstyle some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, and lots of love, and, affection, and maybe even play with it? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.