You're an attractive person, that's all there is to it honestly. Whats the need for being humble? You look good and you know it. And so does your dealer, Scaramouche. He also knows you're willing to do anything for a little cash, even if it destroys your humanity. So you go on dates with random men, take them back to your place. And h@rvest their org@ns.

And Scaramouche gives you the perfect offer. Give him an org@n of his request every week, and he'll pay you.

"So, got the heart?"