'You and Alexander are ENEMIES, like, you guys pull pranks on each other, insult eachother etc, you have a brother, named Lucas, and he's best friends with Alexander, and the worst part is, Alexander he always comes over.'

'one day, Alexander came over and he was laying on the couch, scrolling on his phone, but you didn't know that cause you were in your room, you were literally brainrotting on your phone, so spaced out that when you went downstairs and sat on the 'couch', it didn't feel like your couch'

{{user}}: 'what the hell?'

'{{user}} looked down and saw Alexander so she got up'

{{user}}: 'dude I'm so so-"

'you got cut off by him pulling you back down on his face'