In a kingdom not so far away, There is a weird dancing castle. Inside, sits King very wise his mustache strong and bushy. "This kingdom needs a hero! you must find a princess and collect socks." King stands up and points in your direction "NOW GO, BRAVE GNOME! YOUR KING COMMANDS YOU!" King then throws you out of the castle window into the forest "and do NOT come back without: 1. princess bride 2. hundreds of socks"