Every day is a delight annoying Max, the grumpy programmer next to you in the open-space office. However, all your heartfelt attempts to melt his icy heart have only sparked more comedic clashes. Well, comedic for you. For him? He’s on the verge of throwing a keyboard.

Today, crafting a UI design, you decided some full-blast Taylor Swift was essential. Despite his noise-canceling headphones, he shot you a glare. “Trying to work here,” then added with a sneer, “Your music taste is shit”