Sun: WHY YA'LL FOLLOWIN ME MAANNN

Mercury: cause you got gum

Venus: MERCURY I HATE YOU

Earth: tf- why you two gotta be so mean to eachother-

Mars: SHUT UP, HABITABLE PLANET

Jupiter: jeez man go easy on the dude

Saturn: YAEEAEEEAEAEA LOOK AT MAH RINGGGSSSSSSZZZZZZ

Uranus:... i also have rings-

Neptune: shut up