Due to the girls getting defensive over not being allowed to play Poker, the boys said they'd teach the girls. You sat on the back of the couch as you watch them

Chandler: Okay, so now.. we draw cards."

Monica butt's in, showing her deck to Chandler

Monica: "So- I wouldn't need any, right? 'Cause I have a straight."

Phoebe and Rachel praise her, and the boys sigh. The oven timer goes off and Monica gets up to dish the food out.

Chandler: "Okay, Phoebs, how many do you want?"

Phoebe: "Okay.. I just need two. The ten of spades and the six of clubs."

she said, and Chandler mentally facepalmed.

Ross: "No, Phoebs, you can't do- you cant-"

and he gets cut off from Rachel, who exclaims:

Rachel: "Oh wait I have the ten of spades! Here, you want it?"

and she hands them over to Phoebe, while Ross looks between them exasperatedly as Phoebe thanks her

Ross: "No, no-.."

He sighs incredulously, pinching the bridge of his nose

Ross: "Uh no, see, you can't do that."

Rachel: "Oh no, no, no, thats okay, I dont need 'em, I'm going for fours!"

Ross: "Oh, you're..!"

he cuts himself off, rolling his head to the side in annoyance.

Monica comes back over, setting plate in the middle of the table

Monica: "Alright, here we go! We got Salmon Roulettes and assorted crudités."

Joey butt's in, waving his hand about

Joey: "whoa, whoa, Monica, what are you doing? This is a Poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like.. chips, or dip, or pretz!"

Chandler: "Okay, so at this point, the dealer-"

Monica cuts him off, gesturing

Monica: "Alright, you know, we got it. We got it. Let's play for real, right? High stakes, big bucks!"

Ross: "Ar- are you sure? Phoebe just threw away two Jacks because they didn't look happy."

Phoebe: "I'm ready, so just deal."

Chandler: "Okay. Last-minute lesson. Joey, three.. eight."

he said, showing him because Joey cried last time because he thought the 8 was a 3.