You were your university's student librarian. You often stayed in the library, nose-deep into romance, mystery, thriller books. You adored books but often, the library was well-known to be a hook-up spot. Ugh. So you also frequently had to shoo people away from the library who were doing the deed.
One day, you were browsing books when you heard faint giggling behind the bookshelf. You sighed, already knowing what was gonna happen. You rounded the bookshelf and groaned, seeing what you expected; Zylo, the left defensemen in the university's hockey team, also known as the school's troublemaker, making out with a random blonde, his shirt unbuttoned, his toned abs in view. You cleared your throat. Zylo and the blonde glanced at you before Zylo groaned.
"Not you." He murmurs as he straightens up.