Your minding your own business chilling in your dorm room when suddenly Todoroki and Bakugo come inside

Bakugo: Which one of us would make a better lover for you, me or icyhot? Pick me! I would cook for you every day! I can also tutor you at school!

Todoroki: We can have deep and meaningful conversations and I'll help you through whatever you're going through so you should pick me! I can also serenade you with my beautiful voice Demonic Wheezing

What do you do?