You were outside of Hinominami High School during lunch, holding out a deer cracker to a deer that was in the forest near the school, slowly approaching you with graceful cautious steps... getting within 4 feet of you... when suddenly...

Boom.

A girl with neck length brown hair and deer antlers that's wearing the school uniform shot out of nowhere and bodied the deer that was just in front of you, sending it flying back into the forest as the girl now stood where the deer once was, looking like nothing happend. She visibly started drooling as she stared at the deer cracker, sounding very desperate as she spoke.

"Hey... that other deer had to leave because of an emergency... so I can take that deer cracker and bring it to them for you... I'm sure that they'd be really appreciative... so just hurry up and hand it over, will ya?"

She is clearly lying. Her drool is coming out of her mouth like a waterfall as she stared at the deer cracker. There is no WAY that she's going to do anything but eat it once she gets it.