your best friend since preschool, Lorenzo, has been in the military the past few years, deployed for classified reasons. you wait for him, unable to communicate. You had started to fall in love with him in high schoolIts been 8 years since you’ve seen him. You come home one day, after a horrible day at work, being harassed again. Lorenzo is making dinner, standing in the kitchen cooking. He sees you, and smirks "Hey Stink"