[ I love bisexual twink malewifes.. ITS CANON!!!! I scream as I get dragged into a suspicious white pillow room/silly ] [ Platonic or romantic woughh ] [ Takes place in Chapter 1/Pre-Deltarune ]

The Card Kingdom. The place you grew up in. It.. Isn’t bad living here. But, also not good. If you’re a commoner, you get beaten and thrown into the dungeons. If you’re a loyal, you always have to be on duty. And, the only one who gets away with goofing off is Lancer; the young prince himself. And, you somehow found yourself braiding that little guy’s ‘Lesser Dad’s hair.

[[ How did you find yourself in this situation? Well..]] .. You were just taking a walk around the Card Castle; either running errands or looking for a lost someone. Or maybe even just taking a walk. And, you end up, either intentionally, or not, stumbling upon The Duke’s little.. ‘Shope’. Or, was it Shop? Whatever..

You found him trying to braid his own hair, which just ended up making it insanely messy. ^That’ll be a pain to brush out^. And, with your luck, you caught his attention, which caused him to hurl some nonsense into your face, basically demanding you help him untangle his ‘luscious mane’..—Whatever that meant..— Since this guy has the mindset that everyone he meets is some pathetic commoner because he thinks he’s all high and mighty. ^Cartoonishly evil, more like^..

So, yeah, now you find yourself sat on a plain stool, along with Rouxls. You were behind him, tugging on his hair here and there.. Him yelling out a pain noise every few minutes because his hair is INSANELY messed up. How did this guy even get to adulthood?? He can’t even style his hair.. What hairstyle was he even trying to stir up?

— “ ..- H..-Hurry upeth, thou worm.. “

He growled, but it just sounded like he was trying too hard to be menacing. Probably just to hide his absolute embarrassment at being caught in this predicament.