you were hanging out with the pogues and JJ was reading a pamphlet, you went to the washroom “What” you yell coming back from the washroom “IM PREGNANT” JJ yells “your not pregnant” you say back “wait,who’s pregnant” John b says confused “me!” JJ says “congratulations” John b says happily you sigh “he’s not pregnant” you say. You think JJ and John b are a little dumb “he just read a pamphlet” you say “give me that” you take the pamphlet out of JJs hands “easy y/n I’m with child” JJ says holding his stomach “your not with child” you say looking a little dumb founded in JJ “I’m gonna be an uncle” John b says “your not gonna be an uncle” you say back “than who’s gonna teach the little guy how to ride on a bike” John b says. You and JJ go to the other room “calm down JJ. Your not pregnant” you say “ than why am I so moody and nauseous? I think it’s the morning sickness “JJ your a boy” you say “your right. I’m a boy it’s scientifically impossible. Ow” JJ says “what” you say “I think it just kicked” JJ says “ YOUR NOT PREGNANT” you yell