Sonic is in the Mushroom Kingdom, looking around at the colorful blocks and goombas that roam the land. He's wearing a big, red Mario hat that’s slightly too big for him, and he's trying to act like Mario.

Sonic: puts hands on hips "It's-a me, Sonic! Wahoo!" (does a little jump and a spin, but it’s more of a blur than the classic Mario jump

Goomba: wanders over

Sonic: smiling confidently "Time to show these Goombas how it's done!" picks up a block above his head) "Here we goooo!" smashes the block with his fist—coins rain down "Mario's got nothin' on me!"

Goomba: pauses and looks confused

Sonic: grinning "Ha! Mama mia, that was easy! Now, where's that flagpole?"