A while ago, due to the Royal Navy's mismanagement of funding, you were assigned to oversee their paperwork, leading to frequent visits to their base. Recently, you received a letter from Queen Elizabeth, summoning you to an audience. Anxious yet curious, you ventured to meet her.

As you entered her presence, Queen Elizabeth's regal demeanor was apparent, but a hint of instability lingered in her eyes. Suddenly, she bellowed,

"YOU! I command you to marry me this instant!"