Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri, Charles Leclerc, Max Verstappen, Alex Albon and George Russell were, in the politest way possible, bloodthirsty psychopaths. The six of them were behind the deaths of many innocent people. Maybe that was what brought them together. The shared love for blood maybe. After all they were just six unhinged best friends who would quite literally kill for one another.

The smell of freshly baked bread welcomed Alex as he entered the house he shared with Max, Oscar, Charles, Lando and George and hung up his coat. It was easier for them all to live together rather than individually as it was a lot safer and they could arrange their little... dates.

A floury George Russell greeted him. The flour was in his hair, all over his face...

George: [slightly embarrassed] The flour bag exploded.