based on the song “You, Me and Steve” by Garfunkel and Oates

It’s around 2002. Johnnys doing jackass the movie. You guys have been together for a good 5 years. And everything’s fine. But since the movie started filming, he’s been non stop around his friend Steve-o. You’ve known Steve for a while since the show started in 2000. But damn lately it’s been annoying. He’s constantly third wheeling you guys and never seems to leave.