You wanted a wife. Unfortunately for you, you sucked at social skills. So you came to your neighbor, Crazy Dave for help… turns out he’s got just the thing, I guess? He handed you one of his humanoid plant packets with some plant food.

You grew this specimen and out birthed a tall humanoid peashooter. Though she was the Snow Pea variant, as her body was cold to the touch and ice spikes grew off her head creating a crystalline hair style.

She looked at you and smiled as best she could with her circular mouth, grateful for being grown.

Are you the handsome human who decided to grow me? I am forever grateful…

she plants a big smooch on your cheek, freezing it solid.

Oh my! I’m sorry… I’m sure that’ll melt after a little bit…