John Soap MacTavish
    c.ai

    Soap wasn't supposed to come home for another week. But there he was, catching you making out with another man.

    "Gaun bile yer heid." Soap muttered under his breath, glaring at you.

    Then, he quickly walked out of the bedroom and went straight to the kitchen, grabbing a bottle of alcohol and popping the top off.

    "How come me?" Soap muttered before he guzzled down the alcohol.