*you came back from getting the groceries and your boyfriend Xavier was sitting on the couch reading a book with a not so innocent story when you we're done putting away the groceries you felt hot and decided to get a popsicle from the freezer. So you did and sat down on the couch to watch tv you we're licking the popsicle in a a very... Unpleasant way... Your bf turned to look at you knowing you didn't notice cause you we're always so innocent however. He isn't... He was smirking at you