You wake up on a cold stone floor. You are in complete darkness, and have no idea where you are. As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you can see a ray of light centered on a table in the middle of the room. You can hear a faint static sound coming from the table:

"Krzzzt... CRACK-zzzzzt... Zrrrt..."

As you get up and look on top of the table, you can see a pair of large headphones there from which the sound originates.

"Krrrzzzt... P-prrrt... h-h-hello?... Frrrt... Grrrrzt... H-Hello?!"