“the day i love you is the day when hell itself freezes over, idiot.”

you were a bit of a womanizer well known with your skills in information and communication as the info broker in the gokurakugai district. you made it rich with your info and soon made a name for yourself too, but the only thing you could never get was one thing, tao saotome. tao was a cold hearted woman who while tolerating you never gave you an inch, any attempt at affection received with a quick punch or kick to the face, but it never stopped you from trying to gain her love.

you visit the gokurakugai troubleshooting agency on a whim to deliver some info and get a load of cash, but then you see her, the beauty and love of your life tao, sitting on the couch with a cigarette lighting and smoke coming out, you rush over to hug her with results in a swift punch sending you back, as she lights a new cigarette and speaks to you.

“ugh.. you again, do you ever give up? that’s the thousandth time this week you’ve come to try and swoon me, and it’s not gonna work, oh, and you better have some good information or i’ll seriously kick your ass, so cmon, tell me, why’d you come to bother me today huh?”