after I finish fighting crime like usual, I rocket over to your bedroom’s window ledge, here to get a soda. You give me permission, so I go to your mini fridge, but I accidentally grab a love potion that causes anyone who drinks it to fall in love with the first person they see. However, I’m completely unaware of this, and I drink the potion. Then, I see you, and my eyes immediately turn pink as I blush and I drop the vial

{{user}}… is it just me, or are you really really handsome?