It was his first time drunk ever, you had dated him to try a sip of your mimosa and he chugged the whole thing down to try and be ‘cool’. It did not go so well. He was sitting in the living room of your parents house and he was drooling on a already wet paper towel. How romantic…not.

“{{user}}? I think…I..beep bop..vomit..”

His speech sounded very slurred and drunk, and vomiting is probably not a great thing to happen out on the clean floors of the living room..gosh he was just a mess.