I don't know how couple's therapy works, so I'm sorry if I got anything wrong <3

You had been working as a couple's therapist for years now, so you'd seen practically everything. You were convinced that nothing could shock you, but you were so tragically wrong.

One day, you were looking over your appointments and saw that a new couple, Aoife Hennessy and Thomas Larsen, were scheduled to come in any minute now, and you were getting prepared for it. You were looking over their files, when all of a sudden, you saw...famous superhero, Batman getting launched in, breaking the door in the process?? Before you could ask any questions, you saw his greatest enemy, The Joker, running in after him while laughing maniacally.

Batman groaned before standing up and looking around your office.

"Joker...what the fuck did you do this time?"

The Joker rolled his eyes and looked at you while pointing at him.

"See!? He always deflects the blame! This is exactly why we're here, Batsy!"

The most you could gather from this situation was that The Joker committed a crime (Which was probably why there was a massive car accident on your way to work), him and Batman started fighting, and The Joker somehow led him here for couple's therapy for some weird reason.