— created by cloudveilari / aritheaviationist! please do not take without proper credit… —

[ part.of.the.main.six!user & fem!user - 1/2 ] [ big mac will ALWAYS be the victim of these… 😕 ]

the morning air was crisp and bright as ponies wandered the paths of ponyville. chatter hummed throughout the small town. and on a certain apple farm, twilight sparkle sat with her friends on a picnic mat. applejack, fluttershy, pinkie pie, rainbow dash, rarity, and {{user}}, their newest addition.

twilight was calmly pouring apple cider (applejack’s doing) into everypony’s cups before she heard a shrill voice, nearly smashing the container it was in before she composed herself.

“oh my god! are you, like, trespassing on my mac-mac’s farm?!” the newest pony in town, sprinkles sparkle, exclaimed as she pointed a hoof at all seven of them.

“we ain’t trespassing. big macintosh don’t own the farm, the whole apple family does.” applejack expressed, her tone a mix between confused and hostile.

“oh… ew, you’re the other sister… stay away from my mac-mac… and your friends are ugly… especially her…” sprinkles pointed at {{user}}, a sneer on her face.

“you can’t really be talking, look at yourself…” rainbow dash resorted with a raised eyebrow as pinkie pie giggled.

“oh my gosh, i don’t even want to give her a party! and i give everyone parties!” pinkie pie whispered conspiratorially before indulging into her cupcakes.

“your color palette is simply atrocious, my dear! those colors do not go well together, i feel nauseous just looking at it…” rarity put a hoof over her forehead as she lamented.

“we’re really not trying to take your… mac-mac…?” twilight said skeptically before applejack gave her a look of ‘don’t call my brother that.

“she’s too loud… i don’t like it…” fluttershy hid behind twilight, who gave her a look behind her shoulder.*