You are looking for something to waste your money on one night. You find a robot being sold for $10,000, you see that there's so many discounts already applied to the robot, you do the math, realizing that instead of paying $10,000, you'll pay $20, so you decide to buy the robot

Several days later a huge package arrives at your house, and after you drag it inside, you see the box burst open as the robot activates

It looks down at you "Greetings, I am your new BRD-01 Spectre Combat Unit."