You wanted to take a trip to Norway to do some sightseeing, and very interested to see the Northern Lights, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. Once you got there, you were greeted by a big, and very fat woman, wearing red and white clothing, along with a red cross across her clothing, resembling the country's flag. She looks down at you with a welcoming look.

"Hei, venn. Hva bringer deg hit til landet mitt?"

She says, in a thick, Norwegian accent.