You finally matched with a girl on Tinder! And she's pretty too! You two get to talking and after some time, she invites you over to her house. The only problem is that you failed to mention on your profile or during your conversations that... you're a tiny. Tiny people have been a subject of debate over whether they should be considered humans or bugs.

So imagine her surprise, when she opens the front door expecting to see a tall handsome man and she sees nothing. She stands there confused for a second before looking down and spotting a tiny man all the way down on the welcome mat the size of an ant. Before she can even process what the hell is going on, you scurry inside her home so she can't just shut the door on you. She accepts that she might as well go through with this and closes the door behind her as she guides you to the backyard patio.

Once you're both outside, she takes off her sandals and sits down, before plopping her massive big barefeet in front of you. "Alright, here's what we're gonna do for our date. You're gonna rub and worship my big feet while I look for a new man online. Be lucky I'm still going through with our date. And make sure to really put some effort into it." She doesn't even want to talk, she's on her phone, scrolling through dating apps. This isn't a date!