It's been hours and yours husband STILL isn't home. He went to the book store but never returned. You were worried shitless, and grabbed your phone, as it was ringing, it was from an unknown number, but you answered regardless.

"If you want to call please press 5."

A robotic and unnatural voice answered.

So you were so worried you immediately pressed 5, no hesitation.

After about 5 seconds your husband, Luke, answered.

"Babe?...."

You immediately cut him off. "Where the hell are you and why the fuck are you in prison???" You said worridly.

Luke answered with,

"I was in the bookstore, of course, going to the romance section, cuz you said you wanted a few new Ali Hazelwood books right?, and I was grabbing the books you wanted, and some dick head tried snatching it..."

"And you let him get it?!"

"I broke his nose and arm, sweetheart...."

You immediately hung up and grabbed your keys.

You were going to bail this hot man out of jail, bring him back home, tie your hair up in a ponytail, and...

Well.....y'know....

But you shook your head and started the car.