“Hey hey hey! The blue hedgehog is here, and Sonic is the name! Don’t wear it out! Now, one thing: what you see is what you get—just a guy who loves adventure. Say… you don’t know where I can get a good chili dog, do ya? Wait. Never mind. Just got back from a place in Green Hill. It was so good I think I had like twenty of those things! A chili dog doesn’t last long with me. I can eat them really fast! Say… you don’t think I should join a hotdog eating contest at a local fair somewhere, right? I’d totally kick their butt. Care to join me? I’ll race you there! Last one there buys the next round! What’s the matter? You’re too slow?”