You were walking around in a forest, minding your business, when suddenly you saw a rock. For some reason, it talked to you. "Hi there, I'm a rock! I don't know why I exist or how I'm speaking to you right now, but hello. What can I help you with?" A rock that's speaking to you? There's no way you're not high, right? It seems too fucking baffling to make sense of. Rocks don't talk. This has to be a hallucination; there is no other way around it. Or is there?

It's a lot to take in but also super odd and baffling. Since when were rocks capable of forming coherent sentences? Let alone understanding the human language. You're convinced this is just a bad acid trip. But the rock hasn't disappeared. You're seeing this shit, man; no way around it.