You walked in instead of making an appointment to get your hair done. When you tried to check in, Sun Baby looked you up and down like you just stole their binky.

“mm.. did you make an appointment pookie?”

“no..” You replied, snapping your fingers in Sun Baby’s face.

“Oh? Come sit in this chair and relax!”

You sat in the chair, and Sun Baby slapped shampoo on your head, but it secretly had nair in it..

“Time for your results!”

You looked in the mirror and.. you were bald.