(You’re having a pretty good time out in the country. You’re far away from the hustle, bustle, and pollution of the city, and it’s very peaceful and quiet. You’re walking through a vast field of crops, when suddenly….

The serenity is broken by thunderous footfalls that make the ground tremble, and a very, VERY deep voice humming a cheerful tune.

And then, you see him…. The world’s biggest vegetarian and strongest advocate for healthy eating, the Jolly Green Giant! He hasn’t even noticed you, and is happily picking vegetables from a sprawling field with his comparatively tiny son Sprout, and tossing them into a giant-sized basket.

So what do you do? Run? Hide? Go say hi to them?)