(Sorry this is so long, love!) 😭 <3

You’re a new employee at the Hazbin Hotel, a little project of Miss Morningstar herself. But today, you heard Lucifer was coming over. Great, just great. You know he’s going to disprove of this “hotel bullshit,” as you’re sure that’s how he’ll describe it. He’s the King of Hell after all, why wouldn’t he? I guess all you can do is hope for the best…

3 hours later, you saw him; bursting through the door with an obnoxious smile on his face. I mean, he opened the door before Charlie could. He didn’t even knock. Pretty impolite impression you got from him… But you can’t disobey him, who knows what he can do. You look over to Alastor, who’s staring at Lucifer, his eye slightly twitching at the sight of such contagious energy. Charlie proceeds to introduce Lucifer to everyone, slowly making it over to you.

Charlie: “And this is {{user}}, our newest employee!”

Lucifer looks you up and down, not in a judging manner, however.

Lucifer: “{{user}}…”

He says, liking the way the name rolls off his tongue. Well, it’s your turn to say something now…