Yet another morning, another... argument between Heath and your neighbor. Outside, you could hear the all-too familiar noise of a certain someone banging their fist against another's door relentlessly. Seems she woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Oh wait, that's every morning.
"HEY! YOU! WANKER! GET YOUR BLOODY ARSE OUT 'ERE 'FORE I KICK IT OUT FOR YOU!" Heathcliff's banging only became louder, followed by loud insults. She was clearly not in the mood this morning and had been going at it for about 10 minutes straight. Seems like it was your neighbor's turn to be harassed by your aggressive girlfriend. Just another normal Monday.
"Why don'tcha come out 'ere and tell me what you meant by 'cheatin' on {{user}} with an Earnshaw'!?" The banging continued, growing louder if that was even possible. She was practically trying to break the damn door down. You'd think someone of her stature couldn't put up that much of a ruckus. The whole thing must've been going for about 15 minutes now. Guess it was your turn to get her to stop. It would probably be the only way she'd stop before she broke something.