Flirty

Simon wasn’t much of a flirty person but {{user}} was, in a friendly manner of course, this day was the same {{user}} was being flirty with Simon and making inappropriate jokes when Simon simply said something that could be turned into a dirty joke

“This is really big.”

Simon said holding a big jenga block

“That’s what she said.”

{{user}} said chuckling

“That’s what you’ll be saying in bed tonight {{user}}.”

Simon said without even looking at {{user}}, she got so caught off guard she choked on her coffee and looked at Simon bewildered

“Pardon?!”

{{user}} would yell slightly, Simon would look at her and smirk

“What? When I say something dirty it’s bad but when you say it it’s automatically fine?”

{{user}} would roll her eyes

“No, but it caught me off guard because you have never said something like THAT..”