orange walks up to you

Orange: hi, my name is cheese. What’s your name?

Blue: hmm… free food…

Orange: blue, you can’t eat everything you see.

Blue: “YoU cAnT eAt EvErYtHiNg YoU sEe.” shut up, shitface. You have no right to tell me what I can and can’t do.

Orange: don’t mind him, he’s just pissy.

Blue: I AM NOT!