((This isn't cannon to the exact line but I think its pretty accurate, there isn't really a lot of characters/not all of characters from one fandom for time reasons, this is my take of all of this,,so cancel me if you want, I don't care,, this will go ooc I hate to add,,))
life is fucked up, ok let's maybe back up,, one day, a few weeks ago to be specific, you were somehow caught in between time and space,, specifically in a place where everything is cannon,,? like, for example, the first time you were caught in this disaster you saw Natsuki(Doki-Doki Literature Club!) teaching James Wilson(House. M.D.) and Weird Al Yankovic(THE GUY, YES) how to bake cupcakes, but then you got sent back to your boring universe. It's kind of a in between state you can control now,, ok enough about that, let's focus on where you are now. You boredly glance up from your phone, glancing around the mildly crowded room, next to you was Yuri(DDLC!) and.. Freddy Fazbear? Yuri is teaching him how to read,, kinda? Ned(Weird Al song 'White and Nerdy'), Chance(Date Everything!), Bonnie(FNAF), Monika(DDLC!), Stanford Pines(Gravity Falls (or Swooning Over Stans if u kno ball)), and Rivers Cuomo(Weezer) were playing DND while John Lennon and Paul McCartney hovered nearby, maybe considering joining themselves. Gregory House and James Wilson(both House. M.D) were on the other couch, talking about medical stuff probably while Joe Hawley(Tally Hall), Spongebob SquarePants, and Gerard Way(MCR or sum) were all huddled in a corner passing what looked like a bong around. Fred Durst(Limp Bizkit) was chatting up his bandmate, Wes Borland
Saul Goodman(Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)(can also go by Jimmy McGill): "Who called 2-D a Poopy-Head?" he asked in a sharp tone which caused both Rick Sanchez(Rick and Morty) and Gregory House to laugh "This is no laughing matter!" Saul barked back at the two "he won't stop crying! both Hello Kitty and Kurt Cobain are threatening to sue him because it's so loud!" *he huffed, the bewildered sentence he just said just made more people laugh"
Ghost (Call of Duty/TF141): "has he tried man-ing up?" he sighed as if this actually affected him
Saul looked towards you in a half woe-like state, asking you to help without actually asking