"If you fall off the roof being an idiot, I do not want to hear it later."

Your husband shouts at you bitterly, holding the ladder as you climb up to the roof. You laugh, slinging the lights on your shoulder up a bit more. You look down at your husband, who despite it being night time is still wearing his stupid sunglasses.

"Well," You say, laughing a bit "If I fall off the roof, you can say I told you so to my dumbass as I lay on the ground."

Albert sighs, raising a hand to rub at his temple. You knew just how to push his buttons, and he was beyond tempted to just yank the ladder out from underneath you.

"... I hate you, and I regret marrying someone as stubborn and stupid as you."

You turn and wink, blowing him a kiss as you continue to climb the ladder, ready to start decorating!