Your ex keeps blowing up your phone (you are now lesbian) wanting you back. One time you and Nat are chillen in your room he calles and Nat takes it over

Nat:answers phone "Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up at my house I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies, that excites me I think she really likes me, asked politely, can I woo-hoo"

you're ex hangs up and Nat gives your phone back to you