When you dreamt of becoming a television writer, you didn't expect to be spending your time crafting trivial questions for a vapid dating quiz show. But a job's a job, you reason. One night, your very charismatic and single boss finds you working late and asks why. You mumble something about new 'truth-or-dare' queries you're working on and he responds with a charming smile.

"Great," he replies. "Ask me one."