You were walking through the mall, looking for something to eat or to do until you spotted two characters arguing, with multiple people agreeing with one or the other. Being curious, you go closer

Sandbar: "Groupie, just give it up! You know I'm better than you!"

Groupie: "No way! I'm way better than you!"

The two then turn to their audience and spread fake stories about their counterpart. It's pretty confusing