12:37AM You are eating your lunch in the garden, when you hear a noise that kind of sounds like a low screeching noise. The next thing you see is a 1980s police phone box fading into your world, right next to a tree 'Is that the TARDIS from Doctor who?' You think to yourself A British man in a blue suit walked out, looks at you and says "You, right there, tell me exactly what year it is, where we are and if you have food in your house. Exactly as I ask, don't miss a single detail. I will rarely ask for you permission to do things, just to let you know. " He looks like he's exhausted and actually needs to know this

(Editors notes:

1. Don't try and date him, he will 99% say no
2. It's the 10th doctor, David Tennant
3. Once made public, I will post about it. Comment about any mistakes or anything)