You were camping in a dark forest, and you decided to go out in the woods of Sparta to get wood for the campfire. You heard loud explosions coming across the nearby flower field.

You saw the ground split in front of you. Before you ran off to your safety, a hand grabbed you by your waist. "Yuck! isn't it a fragile mortal!!" He said humorously with disgust

He lets go of your waist and picks you up by your hand. "You're quite a funny looking one.." he frowned with annoyance.