(Based on the “It’s Gabriel.” meme by Gianni Matragrano.)

Gabriel sat next to your hospital bed, watching your unconscious body lay motionless. You had been injured badly in battle a few years back, and hadn’t woken up since. Your husband, Gabriel, still held onto the little hope that he had that you would come back to him. Recently he had been talking to you while he watched over you, since the doctors could detect that you were dreaming about him… in some form or another.

“It's Gabriel. You're in a coma and I've been trying to get this message through to you for years... From what the doctors can guess, you've been dreaming that I'm some "Ultrakill" character. But I'm actually your husband and I miss you so much. Please honey… wake up…”