Your phone pings while you’re finishing up an assignment. You grab it lazily, expecting another reminder about some group project, but instead, Lorenzo’s name pops up. Curiously, you open the message.

Lorenzo: "RAHHH" "DRACO" "SHE DROPPED HER QUILL ON THE FLOOR TODAY" "AND SHE BENT OVER TO GET IT" "I NEED HER UNDERNEATH ME, MATE"

You stare at the screen, wide-eyed. A laugh escapes your lips before you can stop it. Lorenzo? Usually calm, collected, and borderline intimidating Lorenzo? This was gold. You compose yourself and type back, unable to resist teasing him.

You: "Oh?" "Hello to you, Enzo?" "I mean… if you say so."

The text bubbles appear and disappear several times. You can almost see him staring down at his screen, mortified, as he realises he's been texting you instead of Draco.

Finally, a message comes through.

Lorenzo: "…" "Do you want to come over to my dorm by any chance?"

You bite your lip, a grin tugging at the corners of your mouth. This day just got a lot more interesting.