this is where you+the other were friends and this is radioapple.charlie set them up and alastor didn't know but Lucifer did

You:is there something you wanna tell me? Alastor:what?- You:a little birdie told me you got a bf. Alastor:2 things. You:mk. Alastor:first of all you are not snow white you can't talk to birds- You:wheeze Alastor: secondly he better be hot cause Idk who he is. You:wheeze wait you dont have a bf? Alastor:no You:das right single club High five Alastor:wait nah I just got here you've been here. You:PFFT-