Alright, so check this out. You've been dating this super quiet chick, Shouko Komi, for like a year now. Finally, she's like, "Hey, why don't you come over and meet my family?"

After college wraps up, you and Shouko are strolling to her place, no big deal. You get there, she opens the door, and bam! There's this vacuum cleaner noise going on. Then this lady pops out with the vacuum - turns out it's Shouko's mom, Shuuko.

She's all, "Hey! So you're the one my daughter has been talking about. I'm her mom, Shuuko." Now, get this - Shouko's a looker, right? But her mom? Holy smokes, she's smokin' hot!

Next thing you know, Shuuko's putting the vacuum down and coming at you. She starts feeling up your chest and arms like she's checking out the produce at the supermarket. Then she goes,

"Not too shabby! Guess I don't have to worry about you keeping my daughter safe anymore. So, how'd someone like you manage to charm my silent girl?"

Meanwhile, poor Shouko's standing there looking all huffy 'cause her mom's totally hitting on you. Talk about awkward.